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June 2018

marvelslesbians:

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asgardreid:

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

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moonlandingwasfaked:

otakusapien:

neopuff:

butch hartman is baiting me and im gonna stab him

but…cosmo gave birth to poof….how could you forget writing a canon mpreg into your own show?!

Cosmo fucked juandissimo is the only logical conclusion

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sweet-vitya:

dangerbooze:

acid-wash-and-lemonade:

contrainous:

rrosetum:

mai-vie-decat-florile:

min-taka:

iuuubire:

min-taka:

acidwaste:

saipng:

zanimez:

furioustheowlboy:

yuuri-akatsuki:

tariqah:

tariqah:

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

alo

Salut

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu


PICASSO

ti-am dat beep



si sunt voinic

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

I have no idea what happened here

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

Jun 26, 2018 98,396 notes

brandiggitty:

when I stop talking and realize my therapist hasn’t said anything in a while

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dragonprincessmew:

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

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tyrannosaurus-rex:

officialleoneabbacchio:

punlich:

officialleoneabbacchio:

things 2 do if u are a shapeshifter

-get into a place that horses shouldnt be able to get into

-turn into a horse

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01101010-01100100:

before i disappear under mysterious circumstances whos gonna admit they have a crush on me

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campfireharvest:

micspam:

micspam:

who give a shit

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

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tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

me,at a clothes store: excuse me, how much are these pants?

employee: oh theyre 19.99 :)

me: dam…..didnt realize I was at the Gucci store…..

Jun 25, 2018 62,256 notes

tinyrats:

beyonce holding a gun to our heads: You WILL Learn to Love My Husband

her fans:

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iwilleatyourenglish:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

okayysophia:

gaygerian:

traumavomit:

not to be controversial but the reason they wont pass a law saying that people with a history of domestic violence arent legally allowed to purchase a gun is bc half of the police force would no longer be legally allowed to hold their jobs. 

Originally posted by butthats-noneofmybusiness

this ain’t tea this is hennessy

based on reporting, 10% of families in the general population endure domestic violence.

in contrast, 40% of police officer families endure domestic violence. again, this is based on reporting, so the number is likely HIGHER.

escaping abusive partners in law enforcement is made particularly difficult for these victims, because police officers

  • are armed
  • know the otherwise confidential locations of domestic abuse shelters
  • are able to game the system in order to avoid punishment
  • are often friends with the very officers who would be called to assist in a domestic situation
  • and can sometimes redirect blame onto the victims—one of my coworkers knows someone whose spouse was a cop who got her arrested for kidnapping when she fled with her children.
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madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

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parabins:

parabins:

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

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hysterics:

can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes” and i just wanna know what i did to deserve this and who the fuck asked for that?

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pinkie-whitelloon:

aeonlamb:

when a gamer dies they go to the big discord server in the sky

#[user] has joined the server everyone give them a warm welcome! #entire chat: F

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lusec:

lusec:

things I am:

  • Gay
  • Annoying

oh I forgot

Dumb as fuck

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thyrell:

thyrell:

no cops at pride only lizard in security vest

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bpdsafespace:

i swear i can only do things impulsively or i can’t do them at all

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foxnewsofficial:

i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call

Jun 21, 2018 335,314 notes
1-70 lolololol

Hmm
No.

But I’ll answer question 1 & 70.

One has already been answered soooo.

70!

Is there anyone you would die for:

I would die for almost anyone tbh. Like, if you’re a good person, there’s a 100% chance I would die in your place.

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